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All of the following newsletters are published in The Eye magazine. From time to time, articles will be removed when information becomes out of date.

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2008 Marburg virus Following the death of a tourist in The Netherlands after a trip to Uganda, this is a quick information bite to those concerned and wanting to know more about this rare disease. Where is Marburg virus found?. . .
2007 Malaria Christmas is coming, the bazungu are getting fat, and all the new arrivals will be off to the game parks with visitors from Europe and America escaping the cold and rain. Or snow. And all asking the same question: what about malaria?

The next few articles will be the latest information we have on malaria in Uganda, what is malaria, how do you get it and why is there so much confusion over what is essentially an easy disease to prevent, diagnose and treat.. . . . . . . . . .

Sep 06 Update on Everything A few weeks ago a patient of mine got a message from a worried relative of his. She had spoken to her doctor in the UK about him and had been given a list of test that she now wanted done. This was too great an opportunity to miss. I got her email address and sent this message. “I have received the list of tests you want done. Unfortunately I couldn’t understand them, so I put on my grass skirt, sat outside my hut, threw some bones in the air and then danced for 15 minutes. I think I got the dance wrong because it started raining instead.” . . . . . .
Jun 06 Cough Why don’t you give her an antibiotic, then she can come back to school?
This extraordinary advice was given to one of my nurses when her child missed school due to a cough. Now let’s leave aside the ethics of school teachers giving health advice to nurses, but where on earth did the idea come from that antibiotics help children with coughs? . . . . . . . . . .
Mar 06 Bird Flu As was said in the pantomime, bird flu only affects birds, and I’m a bloke, so I don’t need to worry. Unfortunately this simple truth hasn’t got through to the world’s media, and as I write we are in the middle of a major panic. As we have all heard many times, the first casualty in war is the truth, so what is the truth about bird flu and do we in Uganda need to worry a dickey bird about it? . . . . . . . . . .
Jan 06 Appetites When I was at medical school the hottest issue for young mothers was potty training. Whenever a midwife or GP or paediatrician held a child care course the first subject they wanted to discuss was how to let a baby poop. Mothers had been convinced by various magazine child psychology articles that if they got it wrong their child would grow up a serial killer or a psychopath. Fortunately . . . . . . . . . . .
Dec 05 Tea Doctor I have always been skeptical about infusions, concoctions, teas, herbal remedies and all other unscientific treatments, as eye readers are well aware. There are 2 types of medicine, that which works and that which doesn’t. If something works, then why not do a proper trial with thousands of people and get proper data on how many live, how many die, how many get better how fast, and what side effects occur? . . . . . . . . .
Aug 05 Charcoal Tony Blair is visiting a new hospital in Tyneside. He is ushered at speed from ward to ward; chatting to patients and exploiting the photo shoot opportunity. “And how have you benefited from New labours’ increased spending on health?” he asks one patient. The man looks at him and says “Some have meat and cannot eat and some lack meat that want it. But we have meat and we can eat and so the Lord be thankit”. “Er, quite”, says Blair feeling he may have missed something politically profound.. . . . . . . . .
Mar 05 Skin My professor of anatomy at medical school specialized in skin and it was all he ever lectured on. When he was asked if this was fair on the students, he said that lecturing only about skin was fine because it covered the whole body. So here is skin care in Uganda. . . . . . . . . . . . .
Oct 04 Stress Why are so many new arrivals in Uganda on Prozac? Seems to be more and more every year. I covered stress in an eye article about 4 years ago, but it’s time we looked at it again. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
July 04 Diarrhoea. This time of year sees loads of new arrivals in Uganda, visitors, tourists and those starting a new contract. They all seem to arrive in August September and leave in June. Best time to buy a second hand 4x4 is in June and July but though that may be common sense it has nothing to do with health. So this article is for the newly arrived visitor or tourist.
Uganda is a very healthy place to live. Most visitors never get seriously ill, very very few ever die. Almost all deaths are from road accidents or the normal diseases of old age. Most medivacs are due more to panic than disease! . . .
May 04 Neck Injuries Christopher Reeve broke his neck Horse riding. Joni Earikson is paralysed from diving into a swimming pool and breaking her neck. The chairman of the Uganda Archery Federation was out with a neck injury from a simple rear collision at a traffic light, and couldn’t pull a bow for years. There are many reasons I don’t play Cricket, not least of which is the simple matter of an object harder than my skull coming at me at 50 miles an hour! However you can even injure your neck throwing a cricket ball. Every time I try, the resulting twist of my neck as I throw pulls a muscle in my neck and I can’t move my head for an hour. ..............
April 04 Feet Bad feet have changed the history of Uganda. About 100 years ago a military expedition set out from Kampala to go and beat up the Toro, if I remember correctly. They got as far as Masaka and the whole army got such terrible Jiggers they couldn’t walk any further. Must be true, I read it in the eye. And imagine: If it wasn’t for my brother’s smelly feet, I might have been an Uncle by now. Feet can smell, itch, cause extreme pain, trip you up and fall over. Especially Saturday nights. Yes, I can right an article on feet.........
Mar 04 Antibiotics Trick or Treat? I recently saw a patient who told me he had a cold. As usual I asked if he was taking any medicine. Yes. He was taking cipro, cephclor, arinate and tinidazole.

He was right, he did have a cold. So why was he taking 3 antibiotics and an antimalarial?

In Europe antibiotic use is a hot issue. A recent meeting of EU ministers of health discussed the estimate that 80% of antibiotics prescribed for respiratory infections are prescribed for no reason. They agreed to start a campaign directed mostly at doctors to reduce prescribing of unnecessary antibiotics................

Feb 04 Sports Injuries You are the greatest mauler in the team. No one else has your cunning, your strength, your ferocity, your commitment. Once the opposition see you holding the ball in a rolling maul they know a try is inevitable. They see you coming into the breakdown and they know there is going to be a turnover ball................
Jan 04 Malaria After Christmas we had the biggest malaria epidemic ever. Everyone and his dog went away for Christmas or New Year and most of you didn’t take antimalarials, did you? Result lots of people with malaria 10 days later. So far we have seen only 2 cases of malaria in someone who was in Kampala 10 to 14 days previously, both at the same party! Everyone else had been up country, mostly the classic areas for malaria, Murchison and Jinja. Lesson: In Kampala we hardly see malaria, the risk is minimal. Up country the risk is almost inevitable, so take the tabs. Even those who took the old much-maligned chloroquin and paludrine did not get malaria. So it is still better than nothing according to our experience...........
Dec03 Malaria Never goes away does it? Yet again loads of new arrivals coming in convinced they have malaria because they’ve talked to someone who thinks they have been here a long time. Having malaria is like owning a pair of safari boots; people need a diagnosis of malaria to convince them they know Africa. We believe your health is more important than being polite and doctors who know what malaria really is need to speak out.........
Nov03 Healthy Skepticism Chap goes to a doctor, and says he has a headache. Doc checks him out and says take a few brufen and see how you are in a few days. Aren’t you going to do any tests, he demands? OK says the doc, he whistles, and in comes a dog: beautiful golden Labrador. The dog sniffs him over, looks up at the Doc, wags his tail and barks. See? Says the Doc. It’s nothing......
Nov 03 Flu Season Click on the link left for one of THE Funniest News articles from the Miami Herald columnist Dave Barry..............
June03 HIV Treatment A week is a long time in politics; a year is a long time in medicine. Many of our recent advances are out of date before they are even published, and probably more in one subject than any other: HIV. Huge advances, big changes with lots of people way behind in their understanding and practice.........
May03 Tropical Diseases Common in almost all freshwater lakes and the Nile. Beware of any place advertising their water as “bilharzia free” as this is based on very scanty evidence. Lake Bunyoni and some of the soda (dead) crater lakes are genuinely bilharzia free...........
Mar03 Bites Bites by wild game are very rare, the only large bite most of us will ever see are dog bites. Most people are worried about rabies. I've seen 5 people die of rabies in Karamoja in Northern Uganda and 4 cases in my 10 years here in Kampala. . . . . .
Jan 03 Backs In my first article I stressed that Uganda is a very healthy place to visit or live in, that most people are perfectly well most of the time. I said that we hardly ever see tropical diseases, but mostly the same sort of thing doctors see in the UK: backache, in-growing toenails and haemorrhoids.

I suppose I could write an article on haemorrhoids: it would really be scraping the bottom of the barrel, I wouldn’t want to descend to such depths, every writer has his pride and I wouldn’t want to stoop so low. But Bad Backs. A nice safe subject, with very little scope for low humour.......

Nov02 Diarroea Visitors often expect to see tropical diseases in a tropical country. However here in Uganda most tropical diseases are rare and seldom seen in visitors and expatriates. Two exceptions are Malaria and Bilharzia.

This does not mean that visitors are seldom sick. In fact they tend to get everything that is going due to lack of immunity to local germs. In particular, a lot of common colds, flu and a lot of diarrhoea. Eventually you become immune to the local bugs and pathogens and you can go anywhere and eat anything with renewed confidence............................

Sep 02 Fatigue ‘Tired all the time’ is one of the commonest reasons for consulting a doctor anywhere in the world. The feeling of being constantly tired may be interpreted as “weak” or even “fever”. It may be accompanied by a variety of vague symptoms such as abdominal pain or chest pain. It is often a diagnostic challenge and common sense may be a better diagnostic tool then extensive laboratory work.

There are a few diseases that make us tired anywhere in the world. There are some that are commoner in the tropics. However in many cases the problem is Life not disease.................